Proot...

Before laxatives: Constipation
After laxatives: Diarrhoea

Why must things surface in the last minute?
Matriculation package to be sent this Monday.
(Read: 25th June!)
And I've just got hold of it today. Bollocks.

And... what? Today is Saturday?
Doesn't feel like it.

Psst... Anyone knows where I could get that extra long black leggings that end at the ankle?
Not those opaque and translucent ones.
That I have plenty. I want this.

Someone tell me now. Please... oks?
Night Dollybirds.