Totally need this.

I need to add this to my collection.

Wait. Let's rephrase. I deserve this.
Found it on some online LJ. I won't tell you the add.

I'm stingy that way.
hoNey. I am deprived, remember? kekeke.

The truth behind McSpicy.

I know what you are thinking.
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?"

Well. Here's a little story especially for you.

I believe many of us love consuming the spicy burger from Macdees.
I sure do. So does he. So does everyone else I know.
Alright. I'll just lay the bomb and stop beating around the bushes.
I love playing with my food. I love to slice them up to examine their "inside".
So that picture above was what I found.
Fats. Fats. Fats. Tons of it. Gooey isn't it?

Don't you worry. You and I can still continue to patronise our favourite burger outlet.
As a matter of fact, I just had it for lunch today.
Just DO remember to remove them gooey, nasty cholestrol!
YUMMY!

hoNey kiss me.

This is who I am.

My pretence.

We're still together, still going strong.

You're still the one I run to.
The one that I belong to.

You're still the one I want for life.

You're still the one that I love.

The only one I dream of.

You're still the one I kiss good night.

Thirty months and still holding on.

I love you hoNey.